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What is the concept? Who is the cast? Where do we start? How do we leave? Where do we go? How do we lose? And where do we end up with just these seven questions in mind? I, Aloney and my friend Matt will create a story as fast as we can enjoy the mess. Try not to cancel us. We're good boys.

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Or the good us of the good. All right. Intro music plays. And we're here. Yes. Goodest of the good. So welcome to the show, matt. Thank you for having me. Scott's not here, but you're a true writer. I'll probably try to cut some in of you talking about your daddy story for 15 minutes. Yeah. Honestly, if you tried to show it to your audience, everyone's like the fuck are you talking about?

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What I like about daddy is like, you could say some shit that makes zero sense, but it makes sense to everyone in your group. But anyone that plays Dante is like, Yeah, that's dope. It's only good in the moment, which is why I have a daddy show. DX and me, and it fuckin is weird. And I don't know if it works where you have a dude show.

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Unknown
Yeah. You should check that out, guys. Find out more about that halfway through. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Check it out. Definitely going to knock your socks off. It's almost done. Like the podcast version is coming out soon. When people are playing you, by the way, I had to act. I figured out how to fuckin edit with robots, dude. And it's getting.

00;01;49;11 - 00;02;10;11
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But I've learned so many processes for robot auto editing, as I call it, whereas everybody calls it, but it basically I figured out how to do it with audio first. Then I figured out how to do it with audio attached to video. And now I figured out how to do it with video instantly. So it takes me like an hour to set it up.

00;02;10;11 - 00;02;25;25
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But once it's done, it basically edits all the silence out for me so that I can do the real editing, which is listening to the fucking thing and deleting every time I'm stupid. That one problem is I have to listen to the whole thing which is annoying because I hate my own. I hate I hate listening to it so much.

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Unknown
I have to spend like 2 hours just listening. You're like John Malkovich. John Malkovich hates hearing his own voice. Yeah. I don't hate my own voice. I used to love it, but I got to say pretty good cure for that is to listen to yourself every day for a year straight and just get used to it. Yeah. When I'm streaming, I hear myself echo in my head, like I have to playback my audio because I'm so paranoid about the stream not working or my audio being muted.

00;02;50;27 - 00;03;10;12
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That I'm the craziest streamer ever, where I literally have an echo, a 42nd echo of my own voice in my head at all times. It's weird. Wow. Yeah. I'm a weird guy. I do weird stuff. I'm a quirky Gamergate. I'm a quirky game report, too. Yeah. All right, then. Well, so this is a show. It's called Seven Questions.

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Scott and I, every week when well, every week comes out, we record, like, once a month, maybe more like once every three months now. But basically, the premise is I ask you some questions. We together answer these questions. And as a result of answering these questions, we find more questions, which we then answer and eventually in like an hour or two, depending.

00;03;32;27 - 00;03;57;25
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Scott, I sometimes go like three fucking hours because they'll just be long periods of silence where Scott won't make a decision and I have to just sit there and be like, or I'll just talk over him. But here we go. Are you ready? First question. Yes. What is the concept? So here's my question for you. Is there a movie you ever wanted to see or you ever wanted to make a story you always wanted to see on film?

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Unknown
Anything that comes to mind immediately when you think that movie or something that I've always wanted or something you've always wanted adapted. Because Scott and I used to do a lot of video game adaptions, too. See, I already had an idea, and I was going to say Dark Souls. But then the second I said Darks, I thought, Dark Souls.

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And you said something, an adaptation. I was like, I would like to see a better adaptation of the series. Shout out the control of your recipes. Interesting. Maybe a live action. Maybe animated or just like. Like a dark fantasy. Yeah, like a like a dark souls berserk inspired story. Yes. And not just like they just doing those because dark souls, it's confusing and berserk as long also.

00;04;46;12 - 00;05;05;15
Unknown
Yes. And and unfinished that. Yeah, I know. That sucks so bad. As much as I love his work and stuff like that, I've never really read the blog. And I honestly considering starting to buy the volumes now, so I cannot get into it, like, actually understand it more. Didn't he have, like, a final thing he never put out?

00;05;05;23 - 00;05;24;08
Unknown
He knew where he was going to take the story, as far as I know. But obviously, like, he never got it because, like, he's passed away. So I don't know. But another reason like he would take such long hiatuses is because he dedicated so much time to his manga to like, his. Yeah, he was obsessed about this project.

00;05;24;11 - 00;05;43;22
Unknown
Yeah. That he like, never had a personal life, and that's why he would take such long. Yeah. Yeah. He's famous for, like, taking, like, weeks on a single panel because it's like, fucking the greatest art ever made. Like, he's beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing ever created. And it's insane that he fucking died before he could finish it.

00;05;44;04 - 00;06;06;01
Unknown
That's going to happen. One I know. I just know it. One piece. Dude, you're like, Otto's going to fucking choke. I got to be honest. That's the best way to end that shit, because fucking one piece is this. There is no story. It's just people fucking hanging out for fuckin a million episodes and they never find fucking. You know, you haven't even tried to find the goddamn treasure it really doesn't matter.

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Unknown
The treasure is so fucking stupid. It's just one place. This is pirate. He stole all the treasure ever is the best pirate ever. So he just fucking hit it all in one place, and you have to find it. That's the plot. And there's no clue or anything. They just. The last time I talked with David. I'm sorry. No.

00;06;23;09 - 00;06;45;00
Unknown
Yeah, I remember David the last time I talked with David, who is a huge one piece fan. I mean, like, owns every volume that's available, right? It's fucking crazy. He told me this is a spoiler by the way. Feel free to edit this out. But apparently there was like, a rumor. He told me that, like, they're going to, like, retcon Louie's fruit and that it isn't actually like that.

00;06;45;03 - 00;07;02;11
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Like the gum gum fruit. It's actually, like, a completely different type of, like, god fruit or something like that. It's stupid. That's so stupid. Something along those lines or not do that. Like, he told me that there is a bunch of meme circling the internet where it's like he took a bite of gum. Gum, and it's like. So that was a fucking lie.

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Unknown
Yeah, it's such a fucking weird concept. Oh, he's just rubber. He's rubber, man. I do love the idea. The beginning of that show is so good. And then the rest of it I just fucking drop off every single time I try to watch it. The first, like, 20 episodes of one piece are fucking awesome. And then you can feel the moment where they were like, Oh, I just stretch this forever.

00;07;22;26 - 00;07;41;00
Unknown
Like, there's a moment when it just stops being a story and it just becomes stretchy bullshit, which is what he is. He's stretchy stretch, man. But there's a moment, like, when he finally gets the first, like, four members of his crew. That's it. And then there's like, two more characters he finds later and then a bunch of nonsense for fucking hundreds of episodes.

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Unknown
The fact that Adult Swim skipped 300 episodes and it didn't feel like anything was different blew my fucking mind. Adult Swim, like, lost the rights after they were streaming it a bunch. Like they were putting it out a bunch, and then they couldn't put it out until they got to like, episode 340. So they just put 340 out and it felt like nothing changed.

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Unknown
Literally, they just, they're like Oh, this happened or this happened and that's it. Like two things were mentioned and then they did Water seven and I love Water seven. It's great. And then they get like, you think they're going to get a new crew mate and then they don't, they just get the same guy, but he's in a different outfit.

00;08;15;14 - 00;08;34;24
Unknown
He's pretending to be someone else. And then there's the ADR lobby stuff, which is pretty cool. That's a pretty cool plot. Like one of the characters gets kidnaped and they got to go save them. It's like, Wolf, a curse. Like they haven't tried to get the fucking treasure once. They haven't been looking there's no clue. He's just they're just pirates.

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He's just like, Yo, I want to be the best pirate ever. And they're like, You suck at pirating music. I don't care. I'm a be the best. And then he gets each of them to join his crew, and then they're like, All right, we're going to set sail and then cut 300 episodes later. We're still setting sail. We're still sailing.

00;08;48;04 - 00;09;04;15
Unknown
We got to get a new ship this time. That's the difference. And that's the way we pass Naruto. They've got to get pretty much shit. They lose their ship, they got to get a second ship. Oh, you know, pirates change ships all the fucking time. They don't give a shit. They stole ships daily. So of course they change ships a lot.

00;09;04;16 - 00;09;21;12
Unknown
It's a flux. Yeah. The whole fucking point of being a pirate is that you're stealing ships. You're like a fucking GTA, but with boats and it's like, well, you've got a lot of boats. Then you don't have to marry yourself to a single ship because you have like 80 fucking. Blackbeard broke one of his ships on purpose. His main show.

00;09;21;13 - 00;09;42;18
Unknown
He just fucking crashed it on a beach. It was like, All right, I'm dead. Is the distraction. I stole a different ship. That's a major. Yeah. Anyway, I'm obsessed with pirates now, dude. You're valid. I'm inspired. Yeah. Where you got to do rigs again? Because fuckin. Oh, my God, Rigs is in a prison right now. Damn. Anyway, before we go into into the dark souls.

00;09;42;18 - 00;09;59;09
Unknown
Innes, do you ever want to be on my stream, dude? Because I just want to play video games with you. Sure. I can make time. OK. Holy fuck. Do you want to play series with me this Saturday? Because I've been playing these themes. I don't know if you have it on, please. See, it's on the on x bar.

00;09;59;12 - 00;10;14;27
Unknown
You can play it on either. Yeah, it's multi-platform. You can play it together on either. I can't remember. Did we plan on Xbox last time? I think we played it on X. Yeah, I'm playing it on Xbox, but you can play it on either. It doesn't matter because you can play both together like you can be on PC and I could be on Xbox and it works.

00;10;15;06 - 00;10;33;00
Unknown
Gotcha. As long as you're using the Microsoft version or whatever, they did the same thing with Minecraft. You can do that to crazy multi-platform connections and stuff. But yeah, I've been playing C Thieves a bunch. I played it for like 6 hours on stream and I thought if I can crack it and everything. So you have a really nice clip, which is me in a ghost town.

00;10;33;00 - 00;10;46;20
Unknown
There's like no people in the town and I needed to sell shit and I'm like, What the hell happened here? It's like blighted. And then I'm like, I see lights in the distance and I'm like, That's got to be a ghost ship. If I destroy that, it'll free the town. I go to the ghost ship. I'm like, I shouldn't fight them because I'm weak.

00;10;46;20 - 00;11;05;07
Unknown
But I will try. I have to. I'm obligated to do it, and I go to do it. I sail towards it. The fog disappears and I'm in the middle of the ocean. I'm like, What the fuck? There was no ghost, but no cracking appears of not. I'm like, makes a great Diddy story, by the way. Yeah, it's a really good clip, by the way.

00;11;05;07 - 00;11;26;21
Unknown
It's like 2 minutes. I I'm my twitch, and it's just like sailing through the fog. I'm like, I got this and then fucking crack and surprise. It's fun. It's a fun. It was a fun stream. I like that one. I'm definitely going to do it again this week. I've been playing DJ RPGs and recording with the dandy characters as the voices and that's been really fun.

00;11;26;21 - 00;11;48;09
Unknown
It's like we're doing a play that is valid because my, you know, aloneness, I've gone insane and I'm talking to myself now you're available anyway. All right. So Bizarre Arc meets Dark Souls. Is that the concept we're going with? Yes. OK, so what the fuck is the plot of both of those stories? Meeting man for me, it's dark.

00;11;48;28 - 00;12;11;10
Unknown
Yeah. What is the what are we sticking with there? OK, so with the work, it's about like guts on a revenge quest to, like, avenge, like, his fallen comrades. His friend basically betrayed him. Well, he basically becomes like a demon Lord, essentially, in order to, like, get the power he wants in order to, like, fucking take back the kingdom or whatever, I forget.

00;12;11;10 - 00;12;36;18
Unknown
And then dark souls, and then you're a zombie. Everybody's a zombie. You've got to kill the guys in charge, steal their souls so you can light a fire to be God and reset time. And then you reset how you do it again. Yeah. So I have an idea with that. But what if it's a revenge quest and the person who is fighting is basically already dead and he got resurrected because his friend betrayed him?

00;12;36;18 - 00;12;54;07
Unknown
Is that something crazy? Yes. I like that name for it. Show is Revenant. Yeah, but there's already a movie with. I like that. I like that. It's a revenant. This person's on a revenge quest. They're basically, you know, undead, dark soul style. Yeah. And they have to basically, like, kill their friend in order to, like, feel peace again.

00;12;54;07 - 00;13;07;18
Unknown
All right, that's a concept. I by the way, I got to tell you, that's the exact same thought I had. When you said Revenge Quest, you said revenge question. My brain was like, they're all going to die in the beginning. They're all going to die in the beginning. And then he's going to go and he's going to it's Liam Neeson.

00;13;07;22 - 00;13;31;09
Unknown
He's going to fucking zombie Liam Neeson. OK, love it. All right. So that's the concept. All right. Next one is question number two, who is the cast? So basically, we need a hero we need a villain, we need a buddy, we need a mentor. We need all these people's come up with and how they relate to one another.

00;13;31;14 - 00;13;54;00
Unknown
And that is the cast. And if you need to, like, come up with actors to fill those roles, it's a lot easier. I like the idea of the mentor teachers, the betrayer and the antagonist and the protagonist. Oh, OK. So two friends together in like a dad's party hanging out. Yes. You get like six people they're all pros at one big happy family.

00;13;54;00 - 00;14;20;21
Unknown
They travel the world together and they got a teacher who's teaching them. And then right at the beginning of the story, it's like they're all dead. And the guy wakes up and he's a zombie. And the only person that serves that entire fight is the villain. Yes, OK, bro, him, whatever that like the idea that like, like, I like the idea of the main villain, cause that's basically what if the twist is that, like, maybe he's not like, did he do it on purpose?

00;14;20;21 - 00;14;40;20
Unknown
Or not? I like I like to leave the audience thinking like, did he do this intentionally? Was this like, yeah, I've been playing I was playing Shovel Knight a while back. And the whole plot of that is that spoiler alert. The love of your life is, is the bad guy because they're curse. Oh, so what if it's two people?

00;14;40;25 - 00;15;01;19
Unknown
They work together. They've been fighting together for years. They love each other, and then suddenly everybody dies and our hero comes back to life and finds their mentor again. And their mentor is like, Yo, fucking, you're dead. What the fuck? How'd you survive? And you're like, I didn't. And then they track down. They're like, on a vengeance quest to say to kill who did this.

00;15;02;06 - 00;15;24;17
Unknown
And then when they're about to get to them and kill them, they realize it's the person that they love most betrayed them. So these are like life friends turned lovers. Yes. Like, just like yes. Yeah. Really? So, God, I'm like, try to think. I mean, we got that so, like, so mean. It's these people have a really good history together.

00;15;24;21 - 00;15;56;04
Unknown
These people have a very strong history. And it's more than platonic, I'm guessing. Oh, yeah. Let's see. Insert sex scene here. And like, lifelong, it made me feel special. All right, lifelong friends, we need the names. What's our equivalent? What's a cool guts name? Are you thinking like a Liam Neeson? I always thought of porn. I always thought it was a cool name torn tard to our own.

00;15;56;16 - 00;16;18;21
Unknown
OK, may or may not be a moonscape reference. OK, thaan. And who would be their love? Who's the equivalent? They're torn hard. And I'm going to google. Tana hill is torn. Is that a word? Or do they just make that shit up to are a small mountain like that's what is interesting. What is the opposite? What about sky?

00;16;18;24 - 00;16;53;21
Unknown
OK, name or like, ok, so if taiwan is orion, leo so select small mountain like as small and pray in firmament heavens lid. What about them well kin miku is the Japanese name meaning beautiful sky sir and some baby names that meet when sky or star thebe titanium titanium is cool. Queen of the fairies in Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream and the largest moon and Uranus.

00;16;53;21 - 00;17;24;20
Unknown
The Tiny. Yeah, I did not know that. Arkansas. I mean Southland. It's it's from the Algonquin term. That means South Land in turn in Arkansas. It's like bought a bar and her boyfriend boyfriend is a Kurdish native gets thunderstorm or barrack. Barrack is a Hebrew name. But it's like I apologize for my mispronunciation. Something's ferric or callus. Yellows.

00;17;24;20 - 00;17;54;28
Unknown
Callus is a Roman name in the sky turn and callus like that. Yeah. Callous. Um, what was that other one before that? Burger. And what was the other one? The other thunder one. That was before that Arkansas Thanksgiving boar or baron? Baron. OK, Tanit Baron. No, I like callous. I'm just coming up with the callous. I'm coming up with the with the mentor's name Barrack sounds like a good mentor name, so.

00;17;54;28 - 00;18;30;04
Unknown
Yeah, I do like that. All right. Aren't Barrick lifelong friends turned lovers torn and callous were with a group of adventurers working for Barrick, and they all died. Torin rises from his grave to seek vengeance on the one responsible. Here's my thought. Major twist right here. Carlos is the bad guy, right what if? Yes. What if when time comes back, they don't know Kayla's is alive, and they're on vengeance about Kayla.

00;18;30;04 - 00;18;47;16
Unknown
It's like they're like Kayla's was killed I'm going to go and kill who did this. And they go on this vengeance mission, and they're killing people down the list. And then they're at the reveal near the end is that Kayla's is the one that sent them on their revenge mission, and they're actually killing for Kayla's. And Kayla is the one that killed everybody.

00;18;48;01 - 00;19;06;27
Unknown
So now they have to kill Kayla's because of what they did like a revenant is brought back by someone who wants vengeance as well. Right? Right. So, like, what if Kayla's brought them back and they're on this quest to go kill all these people because of Kayla? Who is Tarin killing? Yeah. And why does that feel justified for him?

00;19;06;28 - 00;19;28;27
Unknown
Yeah, that's the question. Well, that brings us into the plot. I think so we have our crew, our cast. We have three basic characters that matter, and then everyone else is, you know, fill or people that could die in the moment. So here's here's the concept. And the cast, lifelong friends turned lover's turn. And Kayla's with a group of adventurers working for Barrack, and they all died.

00;19;29;11 - 00;19;49;22
Unknown
Tarin rises from his grave to seek vengeance on the one responsible. We need that person, then we need the fake villain. I think it should be like dark soul style demon God monsters. Oh, yeah, absolutely. So, like these, like these, like older to beings that are, like, sick and twisted by, like, the spell that went rogue or something.

00;19;49;22 - 00;20;13;20
Unknown
You know, what would be crazy is if they're killing all these demon things and they're just fairies, like, he's killing, like they're part of the natural world. Yeah, they're not actually the bad guys. Well, OK, then I have another idea. OK, like, what if these creatures are, like, beautiful, but because of, like, what happened, they like they take the form of their surroundings because, like, the shit's been, like, desecrated.

00;20;13;24 - 00;20;48;15
Unknown
Yeah, they look like that's why they take, like, such an ugly monster forms. Yeah. Or what if he. Because he's undead, everything he sees looks like monsters. Like what if it's like like that's what he thinks. He thinks it's because of the desecration and shit, right? Like, these are horrible monsters. Like, all these fairies and shit turned evil and shit, but when he eventually realizes it's all a lie, Kayla's was just controlling and making him think he was killing like demons, but he was, like, flashes, flashes back to all the action scenes, and he's, like, killing, like, fucking Tinkerbell.

00;20;49;02 - 00;21;10;21
Unknown
Like, ripping Tinkerbell wings off. And it's like he's fighting like a giant demon God. And it's like he's fucking killing like a fucking moon butterfly. I The reason why I'm not for that is because I feel like that would, like, take away a lot of the meaning of the fight, because that's all a hallucination. Yeah. I feel like it has to be real.

00;21;10;22 - 00;21;33;09
Unknown
Like, I feel like he actually has to, like, suffer, like, through this journey. Yeah, OK. Instead of, like, him being zombified and then having an acid trip for it. OK. Yeah, you're right. That is true. That would kind of suck. All right, then he's killing, like, mutated fairies. They're all like, fucked up because of the creatures that creatures of the land that take the form of, like, their suffering woodland.

00;21;33;09 - 00;21;54;13
Unknown
Dark fey. Yeah. Yes, he's killing dark fey because he was killed by Fey with his friends. But actually, Caleb is the one that caused all that. Maybe there's another idea that, ooh, what if before the spell goes off that causes this shit, he, like, sees, like, a powerful fear, so he feels that they're responsible for what happened to.

00;21;54;20 - 00;22;17;02
Unknown
Yes. And that's his goal, is to kill. Like this one fairy person is like, should we do, like, the typical, like, over or to or should we try and, like, make, like, our own variable? Yeah. It's like I'm imagining the woman from Lord of the Rings, you know, how she, like, looks all fucking like, remember what's her name?

00;22;17;17 - 00;22;37;07
Unknown
Galadriel, when she like. Yeah, I was going to say Galadriel. Yeah. When she's going to fucking kill, like, Frodo for a second when she's about to get the ring and she's like, all fucked up and evil, that that's who she should be fighting. That's the villain. But it's not actually that person, like, Kayla's pissed that person off. So they sent fairies to kill Kayla's and then turn.

00;22;37;09 - 00;22;54;29
Unknown
Turn doesn't know that. So he got everybody killed because he fought them. And that's what happened. Like a fairy woman, like Galadriel walks up to the party at the beginning of the story, and she doesn't say anything. And then Kayla kind of tells to turn off. Like, right at the beginning is like, she's fucking evil. We have to stop her.

00;22;55;09 - 00;23;17;17
Unknown
And then he fights her, she fucking kills everybody. And then he wakes up and he's on vengeance to kill her. So he's killing all these, like, mutated fairies. Along the way, all these dark fairies. I think it would be really fucked up if they weren't even that dark. If they were, like, normal last fairy I little. I do love the idea of guts running around fucking instead of killing demons.

00;23;17;17 - 00;23;38;09
Unknown
These killing fairies. Yeah, I would be, like, watching. That would be interesting. I'd go stab a unicorn I would be pretty happy. Fun fact. Did you know that the elves and the dwarves and Berserk are actually just different types of theories, huh? Well, then we're even closer because he's got. He's got, like, an elf buddy named Park Believe he's an elf.

00;23;38;09 - 00;24;03;21
Unknown
Let me just double check just to fact check myself before I get added. Nope, he's a bit. He's a pixie. OK, Askew, what is I swear. What is this fairy queen's name? This elf queen or whatever. Nature Queen. Look up names. This is 90% of writing is looking up names, fairy names for girls, Evelina and the failed Fiat Fiat Chippy Chappie.

00;24;03;27 - 00;24;23;00
Unknown
I might be completely wrong about dwarves being different times. The fairies, they were really. They're like map of the natural world. I forget Baron and Kim were like, you know nothing about the sort of like. Yeah, I know nothing. I like the art. OK, bro, in your own words. Teach me, bro. In your own words, you're valid. I don't know shit about Bismarck.

00;24;23;00 - 00;24;43;07
Unknown
I haven't even fucking seen it. I just know that there's two dudes that are, like, slightly gay and the dude has a girlfriend. I watch. People are going to hate me for this. I watched, like, the shitty, like, greedy animation, like, oh, my God, you love it. Even though you watched that. Yeah. Wow. I enjoyed it. I was like, not a real berserk fan.

00;24;43;07 - 00;25;06;00
Unknown
Re uh, I'll buy the first of all, you buy problems. You know, Cinderella means little ash girl, and just her name is literally like, shit ball. That's her name. Her name is, like, dirty. Your name is dirty. Fuck. That's basically who she is. She's dirty. Fuck the princess. Hmm. That's fascinating. Brings way more context I'm looking through fairy baby names, though.

00;25;08;22 - 00;25;32;22
Unknown
I actually like checking this. They seem to imply another kind of elf existed. We learn that Puck and others like him are a subset of elves called Pesci's. A variation of the word Pixie. Then, in volume 26, when she refers to dwarves, the currency is used use of this dwarf. This pretty much confirms the time that dwarves were another race within the Greater Elf family tree ants all like they all come from like a different.

00;25;32;23 - 00;26;01;14
Unknown
That's. That's what I meant. That's good. They'll come from like a different subsection anyway. OK, I got evil fairy queen. Yeah, I got. I got some names here. Um, Alfie Elina. Apparently, Elf is a Gaelic word. I didn't know that. Like, Alfie means elf in Gaelic brina. I saw, like, a name generator for fairies. That's like bluebell or, like, now I must kill and slay the mighty bluebells.

00;26;01;28 - 00;26;30;15
Unknown
There's something really funny about, like, berserk in fairy land. Like that. Do you want to change it to that? Is that the idea of, like, gritty, like, demon slayer man in fairyland sounds like a fucking amazing movie to me. Like, the plot of the movie is just, like, undead murder muscle man like a fucking like like Jason Momoa.

00;26;30;15 - 00;26;57;12
Unknown
Nero. Yeah, I really like. Or somebody like that. Dave Batiste. I want it to be Batiste. I want Batiste. Oh, my God. Batiste has got, like, dark warrior soul, but he's the type in the guts movie. Like, if they made a desert movie, it would definitely be Batiste. That would be like 100%. It would be Batiste. I need a Photoshop of, like, Batiste as guts.

00;26;57;13 - 00;27;18;05
Unknown
Yeah. That's all I need right now. Oh, man. I wish I had real fans like, a bunch of them so they could make that damn fan art. Please, people. Ever thought of Batiste's, Nosferatu, Zod, which is one of the demons of Desert Lu. He's like one of the antagonists. I'm OK with that. I just want Batiste in a bizarro world.

00;27;18;07 - 00;27;42;10
Unknown
That would be amazing. But anyway, Mirror, does that sound like Cool Queen? OK, yeah. Mirror. Yeah. I mean, oh, mirror and lie are even better. And I thought you said mirror. And I'm like, I've used that name 10 million times. Yes. I don't know. Star Wars, man. Got me. Got me hard OK? Yeah. So the fake queen, Neera killed all of them, and now he seeks his vengeance on her.

00;27;42;17 - 00;28;01;16
Unknown
Is it is it funny that, like, when I was working up, you know, I don't want to disclose, but when I was working at my last job. Yeah, retail. Like, when someone, like, asked me for my name like, because I don't know if situation, whatever, they ask for my name and I was just in there. Think I should tell them I'm Skywalker.

00;28;03;11 - 00;28;25;04
Unknown
They asked me for my name. Because my name is Ray. Ray Hitler guy. I go, oh, shit, I hate it. Why? You remind me of the nightmare. What is your family name? I don't have one. And then she finds out in the movie, my name is Ray Hitler. So what do I do? So, like, I'll change it to be.

00;28;25;04 - 00;28;46;10
Unknown
I saw a clip of I saw a Disney clip or not does a clip, which is a clip of Daisy Ridley, and she's like, my name is Ray. Ray. Ray Skywalker. Well, technically, it's rape happening, but I was raped. I was trained by a Skywalker. So now I have that name so I'm Ray Skyler. I really would have loved if the ghost just showed up and was like, Yo, fuck it.

00;28;46;11 - 00;29;07;04
Unknown
Like Luke and Leia, when they both appear, they were like, Why why are you taking our name? We don't even know you. You didn't even know fucking it. Like, she knew you, like, once the fuck was pretty brief, and you guys hugged once when when you both lost somebody that you liked. And then she said, Hey, you can do it for, like, an episode while she was a robot.

00;29;07;18 - 00;29;24;19
Unknown
And then you know what? I was not makes sense. What your that makes sense is like the fact that like an episode nine that apparently like in the recon, that's like, oh yeah. By the way, Luke and Lana knew that she was a Palpatine the whole time and like, it's like, fucking like Leia's, like, still hugging her and shit like that.

00;29;24;19 - 00;29;45;14
Unknown
Like, giving her love and stuff like that. Like, wouldn't she be, like, fucking paranoid the whole time? Like, it's like the revolt. It's like, oh, man. Or other resistance. Oh, oh, look, it's the fucking dumb granddaughter of Palpatine. Just walk in among us like there's nothing going on. Yeah, it's like them knowing the whole time sounds so fucking stupid to me.

00;29;45;14 - 00;30;03;05
Unknown
Is that a thing? Yeah, because, like, fuckin Luke brings it up in episode nine. He's like, because you're a Palpatine. And she's like, you knew the whole time, and you guys still train me. And then it's like, oh, my God, I knew. I was the whole time. But she still trained me. Doesn't make any fucking sense. So, yeah, none of it makes any fucking.

00;30;04;00 - 00;30;22;29
Unknown
I'm literally next week, I'm going to be recording me trying to figure out by myself how to fix Star Wars in five steps because, like, Filoni and Favreau have to do that first. You cut off the sequel. Yeah. No, second, you know, rewrite the sequel. You know what they're doing, right? They're reckoning the sequels. Do you think so?

00;30;23;00 - 00;30;38;03
Unknown
No, they're literally they there is a lot of people that show proof they're not well. No, they Filoni and Favreau have announced that in the Asoka Show, they're going to five scenes in the sequels, and they're changing them. They're time traveling and they're changing five scenes in the sequels. That's the plot I got. I got to see this.

00;30;38;03 - 00;30;54;13
Unknown
I don't know if it's true, but that's what they're saying is that they're time traveling and I want to believe on five scenes. So I was like, I should write that as as you do that as an episode, figuring out what scenes those stories are so good. Director says Clone Wars fans will be rewarded, greatly rewarded. I don't know.

00;30;54;13 - 00;31;13;28
Unknown
I heard I'm one of those star Wars fan like channels. That's like, yo, the secret behind why Luke cut his toenails in the movie, like fucking extra deep bullshit. That isn't even necessary. When Luke was on Batman and he said hi to that one guy, why did he do that? I know why. This is why I like that shit.

00;31;14;10 - 00;31;31;15
Unknown
But they fucking said that's. That's what they're doing there. Supposedly. Rumor has it Filoni and Favreau are going to make time travel scenes where they go to the sequels and they change scenes from the sequels and tweak them to change the storyline so that it makes fucking sense because this is an alternate timeline, because it's so alive now.

00;31;31;20 - 00;31;46;12
Unknown
I don't know how they're going to fix it with just five scenes like I'm hype, but I'm also I can't believe it's going to be Obi-Wan in a month. Oh, I forgot all about that. And then they also they I don't know if you do this, but they had a delay it for another week, but they promised the first two episodes.

00;31;46;12 - 00;32;05;06
Unknown
Yeah, I'm hyped. They were like, Yo, we delayed it. So here's two episodes in a row so you have less time with the show. But Moonlight's good dude if you been seen moonlight. Nope. Good man. Good. I've been taking a break from Marvel Disney plus. Yeah, I've been watching Moon Night Weekly, but it's. That's just because I fucking love Moon Night.

00;32;05;16 - 00;32;21;02
Unknown
I want them to do the fucking every single episode. At the beginning, they show the mental asylum and I'm like, fucking go. There already were for 34 episodes and just go to the fucking asylum. That's the whole reason I'm here. It should start in the asylum. Why are we not in the asylum yet? Go in the goddamn asylum.

00;32;21;08 - 00;32;42;18
Unknown
I didn't even know that one night had, like, multiple personality he got one of them. A superhero. It's different every time. Like, each story is totally different. Like the one I heard. He's he's schizophrenic in the one I. I know that schizo or multiple personalities. I forget he has the idea in the show in the original. Like, there's a bunch of different stories because he's been around forever, so they just keep recounting it.

00;32;42;19 - 00;33;03;05
Unknown
The whole concept of midnight since a very specific run has been that he's crazy and that you don't know if anything that any of his real so it's always different. Like he always has different stuff different mental problems and he's also different people sometimes like they're just like different people being mean because it's a title. So it's kind of like Green Lantern where they just keep changing who Green Lantern is shit.

00;33;03;05 - 00;33;19;13
Unknown
Like that, where it's just like, I'm this version of Moon Night, but they're pretty close to the story I heard, which was in the story. I heard he's like, he's he doesn't know what's real and what's not, which is kind of what they're doing in this one. But in this one, it's more like he has died and he has multiple personalities.

00;33;19;13 - 00;33;35;21
Unknown
And then there's a whole personality that has like an entire fucking life I still don't know which one of them is the real him. I mean, clearly the British one has a mom he calls her. So is that mom real? That's what I'm wondering. Because if she's real, then does he just become an American who murders people? That's weird.

00;33;35;25 - 00;33;51;28
Unknown
How did that happen? Yeah, it really is. Mark Spector, was he a guy that's possessing him? Like, was he just a normal dude? And then he died, and now he's this guy. I don't know. That's the part of the show. Anyway, we're getting off track. This is just this is what happened to me. It's got to you're valid.

00;33;52;07 - 00;33;56;02
Unknown
OK, let's start the actual thing. So that's the first half of the show.

00;34;04;29 - 00;34;33;28
Unknown
And you enjoying the show? I think we're doing pretty good. I don't know how to edit this together, but we'll find out. But while you're here in this beautiful mineral I thought I'd mentioned something I mentioned at the beginning of the episode. This episode of Seven Questions is sponsored by DNA Me. It's a daddy show. I've been doing it for 15 weeks live on my Twitch channel, Twitch Star TV, slash Aloni, the Bard and Chad enjoys it sometimes when they're there.

00;34;34;02 - 00;34;58;04
Unknown
People really liked it. It's on hiatus right now, the recording. While I edit all these older episodes, there are 14 episodes so far. I'm editing them regularly. I figured out how to edit them efficiently so they should be able to come out every week or so very soon. So keep an eye out for D and me on podcast channels, YouTube, Spotify, everything.

00;34;58;11 - 00;35;21;07
Unknown
Check my link tree should appear and there should be a link to it in this video. If I actually finish it. But yeah, it's a show I played by myself because nobody else is free and I try to play the indie modules even though I kind of hate them. And I'm doing Strad right now and I really am enjoying it, but I do have problems with modules in general and is maybe the only one I'm OK with, but it's pretty fun.

00;35;21;07 - 00;35;43;11
Unknown
I have like four characters. I play using different voices and different effects and stuff, and it's very fascinating to watch a person lose their mind talking to themselves every week. So check it out. It's about a vampire named Stride. He sucks, and it's about all these heroes that together they join up after a couple of episodes and then they fucking fight it and we'll see what happens.

00;35;43;18 - 00;36;12;26
Unknown
Anyway, check it out and back to the episode so here are the last five questions. Together they make the story. We pretty much already have them all answered, but we will answer them one at a time and the story will develop. So where do we start? What is this person's safe haven? I'm assuming with their crew hanging out, that's where we start.

00;36;13;02 - 00;36;32;25
Unknown
And then they all die right? Yes. Like kind of like in a bit of an introduction to the setting, a bit of an introduction, but like the characters and like showing their relationships and how it's generally positive I don't like normally when I write these stories, it always starts with they have a home that they're in their safe haven and then something happens, which is the catalyst.

00;36;33;01 - 00;36;52;05
Unknown
There's this there's an insidious catalyst, and then there's an inciting incident. So the catalyst is like the thing that causes the eventual problem. And then the inciting incident is the problem that happens. So like, for instance, they're in a town, then somebody pisses somebody off in Catalyst. So somebody gets bent, pisses somebody off, then that person shows up, burns down the town.

00;36;52;05 - 00;37;11;06
Unknown
That's the incident that's the difference between inciting incident and catalyst, is that the catalyst is the moment where you fuck up and cause that's the inciting incident. So in this case, they're a bunch of friends. How long we should we're going to be with them for basically like 10 minutes by the ten minute mark, everyone will be dead and then the guy will wake up.

00;37;11;14 - 00;37;37;24
Unknown
So yeah, I like that how much of that 10 minutes is going to be them in safety and how much of it is them be fighting and how much is that 10 minutes? Is it me, him getting up and like is his introduction him being a zombie like how much should we use him? I had a weird idea. What if, like, careless is like planning something for like his birthday or something and it's like, it happens like on his birthday is like a, like a weird, like, thing of like, rebirth kind of thing because, like, happy birthday or zombie now.

00;37;38;09 - 00;37;59;05
Unknown
Hmm. Maybe. Yeah, just an idea. Exactly. One year after he dies, he comes back. He died on his birthday. Every birthday. I like that a little bit, but OK, his birthday. And how do we go from first how we're going to introduce Torn Callus and the crew and their teacher? And then how are we going to introduce this queen?

00;37;59;17 - 00;38;20;08
Unknown
Kayla's causing that with the queen without telling everybody that's what's explicitly going on and then also kill all of them. That's a lot in 10 minutes. So what would guts consider his nice his happy place? Would it be like? Just like I would say probably like being. Yeah. And like also like being with his, like, lover. Yeah. Well, that's kind of different because of where we're at.

00;38;20;13 - 00;38;41;09
Unknown
So fucking next to a bonfire. That's that's the plot. The beginning of the story. Kayla's toward banging in a tent. Next to a bonfire is the beginning the most of those passionate love scenes. You just see Dave Batiste and someone else. Bang. And here's a question. Is Kayla is a dude or a lady or non-binary what's the deal?

00;38;41;10 - 00;39;02;20
Unknown
It doesn't matter to me, OK? For some fucking reason, I don't know why. Elliot Page, you know, that is. Mm hmm. Yes, that's who I think Kayla should be. Kayla's Kayla. Kayla should be Elliot Page. I think it's kind of perfect. Elliot Page and Betty's. That would be an interesting couple. I bet he'd be willing to do it, but he's is down.

00;39;02;23 - 00;39;26;28
Unknown
Isn't Elliot Page straight in January 2018 Page announced that he and dancer slash choreographer partner had married. OK then it wouldn't be so. So Elliot. Elliot is the straight man. OK, I didn't know that. Huh. Fascinating nudity that I can't wait for fucking umbrella academy or it's going to be so. I know because you know that they actually, like, redid all their and credits scenes.

00;39;26;28 - 00;39;47;24
Unknown
Once Elliot came out as being a trans man, they changed all the credits to Elliot Page. That's good. Yes, very good. OK, then if if Elliot likes the ladies, then maybe. Yeah, maybe to him. Maybe you're right. Twins should be a lady. So then Dave Batiste is Rockit. There's no fairy queen. It's the fairy king. I love it.

00;39;47;24 - 00;40;11;15
Unknown
Dave Batiste, the fairy king. Love it. OK, then turn. Who the fuck is the lead, then? Female lead. Who's Lady Berserk? Oh, I know. Fucking Brian. Brian of Tar Oh, I know exactly what fuck was done. Absolutely. What the fuck is her name? I always forget her name portrayed by Gwendolyn Christy. Yes, she's such a good actress. So here's Arthur.

00;40;11;17 - 00;40;30;16
Unknown
Yeah, well, here's what's up. I hate it when people like the Star Wars fandom get super toxic, and they're like, oh, you can't have it like, this terrible character. And I'm like, shut up. Like, literally, like, I love Daisy Ridley's necklace. I love Gwendoline Christie as an actress, but, like, I just don't agree with how they wrote their characters.

00;40;30;16 - 00;40;49;10
Unknown
End of the story. Yeah. No, that's it. You know what I mean? You don't need to attack the actresses. Yeah, that isn't bad. It's the writing. That's exactly exactly. I think the film can't differentiate bad writing from bad acting. It's because you can't act with bad writing, you know, like when you found bad writing. It seems bad. Yeah.

00;40;49;11 - 00;41;12;07
Unknown
You have to be good. Really, really good to beat that. But I really wish they didn't kill off my talent. Christie in episode eight, I was like, Come on, guys, fucking. How the fuck did they fuck up her and Finn so hard? Like, Finn versus Farzana could have been the fucking coolest, goddamn final scene. Like, imagine you caught between Ray and fucking Lauren like it was supposed to be.

00;41;12;19 - 00;41;29;17
Unknown
I kind of like seeing him as Ben so that I actually really like that. That's like the one part I like. I like. I like the idea that the nights around would have been the bad guys. Like, she would have fought Kylo him turn good and they have to fight the knights around, and they actually didn't. So I just love like the idea that just like, when he's like, what's the past?

00;41;29;17 - 00;41;44;28
Unknown
I he's like, no, more like, no more of this fucking shit. Like, I'm the on the big guy dude. It would've been fun. And it's like, if it was fucking crazy. If it was crazy as the main yelling at the end, that would have been fucking dope. Like, replace Palpatine with crazy. That would've made me shit my pants.

00;41;45;09 - 00;42;06;28
Unknown
Did you know that in the original script? Apparently, for the sequels that George Lucas wrote, it was supposed to be Darth. The Ball is the villain and Darth Talon as his apprentice. That would have been fucking awesome. Yeah, Darth Maul was set up to be the villain and solo and everything, and man, they really fucking I miss. I don't know what Darth was not going to be a No, we won't.

00;42;06;28 - 00;42;33;09
Unknown
We love it when you're ahead. Canon is better than what actually came out. Yeah. Don't you love it when corporate greed literally causes like, the fans to suffer OK, so here's the here's the retcon we've come up with. Torn is played by Gwendolyn Christy a.k.a Yes, fucking female equivalent of Dave Batiste. Fucking Badass Woman, sexy as bad as the closest you can get.

00;42;33;09 - 00;42;58;19
Unknown
So it's it's Gwendolyn Christy and Elliot Paige in love in their little tent and they meet with King Barrack played by Dave Batiste, the fairy king. And he fucking kills all of them because of some horrors that they don't know about that Kelly is committed. That's the concept. Also Neera is now the teacher. I want to fuck fucking.

00;42;58;20 - 00;43;14;09
Unknown
This is a female reboot now. Female review process. That's what we're making now. I don't give a shit. It's good. It's going to be a good one. It happened organically. OK, so where do we start in their camp? I assume they're going to have a bunch of friends at the camp. It's almost like a village around this camp.

00;43;14;09 - 00;43;31;22
Unknown
It's like a caravan and they're together and we see, like, their day together. They're like mourning with the crew of bandits or whatever the fuck they are. I like the idea of them being like highwaymen. What do you think what did Bismarck and his crew like his friends do? Our guys just. They're abandoned mercenaries, OK? Yeah. See, that's what I mean.

00;43;31;22 - 00;43;53;23
Unknown
So they're going to find their own organization. Yeah, yeah. Mercenaries in a caravan. So a group of mercenaries in a caravan are hanging out. The two of them are together. How do we want to start it? I feel like the end and the beginning of the movie always have to be about what the story is about, right? And this story is about betrayal of two people who are in love and then eventually having to kill each other.

00;43;53;23 - 00;44;17;24
Unknown
Right? So pretty much starting it with them in, like, an intimate moment in their tent actually would be a good start to the movie. As jokey as it is, like. Yes, the two of them in a in a tent together like not in like a fucking. We're just start with a sex scene, but like the two of them waking up in the morning in bed or whatever, like an intimate like wake up time like, yo, we just we were sleeping or you know what I want to start.

00;44;18;17 - 00;44;36;08
Unknown
This is the stupidest way to start a movie. I want to start it with Gwen, with Gwendolyn, with Torn I want to start it with her snoring. That's how I want the movie to start. Just the face up shot. I want to hear her snoring in a black screen at the beginning of the movie. And then a fantasy alarm goes off.

00;44;36;16 - 00;44;58;02
Unknown
They hit the alarm and break it. Big, strong warrior. And then they walk up to Ali and they're in love with Elliott. And we kind of imply that they're in love and they're working for them in this mercenary group. I think that it should start with like kind of more of like a survey of the land and that like, you know, the sun rises and stuff and you see like the beautiful grass.

00;44;58;02 - 00;45;13;12
Unknown
Because the thing is, it's like, I like to think that this is the only time we get to see when the world was better. Or shit got worse. And then and then obviously it goes to the camp and then we get like the star scene. Oh, yeah, you're right. And then, like, the sun, like, in their face. Yeah.

00;45;13;12 - 00;45;35;29
Unknown
Yeah. Fairyland. Like, they're like, you see a shot of fairyland, like, beautiful unicorns running through the trees. And then it's like, cut to snoring in the dark. Break the alarm, son in their eyes like their tent opens. That's the beginning of the movie. It's this. You get, like, this fucking epic ass fantasy forest and they're like, just like, unicorns and shit.

00;45;36;08 - 00;45;54;11
Unknown
Maybe you see Caleb as looking out into the sunset and smiling a little bit, and you're like, Oh, they're nice. But then when you rewatch the movie, you're like, they're the most evil motherfucker on earth, right? Well, I think I always love it when, like, you sympathized with the villain, so I still want to figure out, like, his motive.

00;45;54;24 - 00;46;21;21
Unknown
So what is his motive? That's the question. We didn't even think about that. You're right. Why? What? Why did they do this? So King Baroque he's Dave Batiste is the fairy king. He lives in a fairyland. He's the leader of a free country, like a forest of the fey. And they're a bunch of mercenaries. And they're their caliphs did something to piss them off, and they sent people like Fey to kill all of them.

00;46;21;21 - 00;46;41;01
Unknown
And they showed up personally to kill all of them. And Dave Batiste showed up in his fucking elf outfit and fucking his bad ass al farmer and fucking murdered everybody in the town. And then we get Dave Batiste versus going to it, right? Like, right at the ten minute mark, the two of them fighting to the death, and then they fucking kill Gwen.

00;46;41;07 - 00;46;58;03
Unknown
They kill torn and torn. Wakes up later as a zombie because Kayla has brought them back on a vengeance quest, and they don't even know. Maybe they do now. Maybe it should just be when they come back. It's just Kayla is standing over them, and they're like, I brought you back. We got to stop them. You know, like, what if they're together?

00;46;58;03 - 00;47;19;07
Unknown
The whole movie? Nah. All right, well, I do like the idea, don't get me wrong. I do like the idea of, like, it being, like, the enemy was the person alongside you the whole time. Yeah, but what, like, the idea of, like, the two of them Out of vengeance quest to kill Dave Batiste. And then halfway through the movie, they killed Dave Batiste, and you're like, What?

00;47;19;29 - 00;47;49;03
Unknown
You're like, this isn't supposed to happen. So this is what. And they just keep going. And you're like, Yeah, but but what? And then all is lost. Moment is like Kalia stabbing the hero in the back and throwing them off a cliff or some shit. Who? And then them coming back again, like they didn't die when they hit the ground and them getting up, breaking their leg and, like, killing the idea of, like, what if Kelly's is doing this is like a coup.

00;47;49;09 - 00;48;09;10
Unknown
Why, though? Like, that's what I'm trying to what? It's just like, what's the motive? What if the entire movie is them? Like, describing why King Box sucks, right? Like that. It's basically them traveling through this fairy kingdom as it's like more and more corrupted because of this evil man. And they're slowly like, killing, you know, these monsters and doing all this stuff.

00;48;09;17 - 00;48;25;11
Unknown
And then they find out, oh, that's all been a lie. Like, Kelly has lied the whole time. They just wanted to rule over this kingdom. And they made. So it's out of, like, selfishness, or is it like the sense of entitlement? Like, that's what I'm trying to figure out. I think it's like I would lead better at type deal.

00;48;25;16 - 00;48;43;14
Unknown
OK, maybe. Or maybe they hate fairies. Maybe they're like, fucking fairy racist. Oh, their family was murdered by fairies or some shit I feel like we're getting kind of stuck in the weeds here, though. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like, what would I do? I might be overcomplicating it. Usually Scott would have a lot of pushback and be like, this.

00;48;43;15 - 00;49;04;00
Unknown
No, you're fucking it up. But all right, I just like listening to your side. I know that that's part of the show. Yeah, my mind is finding the answers. OK, so let's go to the beginning. What this story is. We're at the beginning still. We're still figuring out how it starts. So they're a mercenary company in a free country like in the very woods.

00;49;04;06 - 00;49;22;11
Unknown
They're together, obviously. Like, do we need the teacher? Are we going to cut the teacher out? Do we even need the teacher if, you know, they're together already? And I still like the idea of the teacher. I like the idea of sort of Barrick being like a like a fairy king. I like the idea that, like, like, well, whatever happened to Nura?

00;49;22;13 - 00;49;43;20
Unknown
Again, with our. Oh, I just reply. I just swap them. So, like, now naira is. Oh, and barrack is the because I just wanted to have a name that matches and more gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah, that's the difference. So Naira is just like that teacher. And so like, the wise old teacher is just, you know, naira now. OK, so I can tell this way I like that like mirror.

00;49;43;20 - 00;50;08;13
Unknown
Like, here's what I think too. Why is naira teaching? Why is near? Yeah, why is naira teaching? What is naira is like the fake queen in disguise? Like what if obi one was like also the bad guy? You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, so there are two people there working for naira, this female alpha, like, leader of their mercenary company, and she's got it.

00;50;08;15 - 00;50;33;06
Unknown
She's teaching them, you know, their ways. They she raised them almost or like, they, they, she took them in. Right. And what if Caliphs is like her son and taught is like, you know, like straight up? What if Caleb is like, I'm going to say Khalil Calvin. Easier to remember. What if cow is near as son and Torin was brought in like, was was is like like adopted.

00;50;33;06 - 00;50;55;24
Unknown
Almost like hired to join this company. Like, they're like a bodyguard, OK? And they're like, secretly, the two of them are, like, getting it on in secret. And they're not supposed to be doing that kind of deal. Like, so it's like a forbidden. But now that. Yeah, now it's like, forbidden love. What if we do that? What if it's like, torn is cows bodyguard and they protect all the time, and that's a different type of relationship.

00;50;55;25 - 00;51;12;26
Unknown
Yeah, right. And then it's like, because that actually gives us, like, depth, right? Because it's like they have to kill them in the end. So it's like the exact opposite of what they want, what they wanted, they're protecting them. And then Anderson Yeah. And then all of that happens. And then they all die or whatever. Do they all need to die?

00;51;12;26 - 00;51;32;23
Unknown
What if it's just our hero that dies? I don't know what what what's adding it with tragedy? Because if it's tragedy, like Tarrant fails, Tarrant gets used to discard. Yeah. And then the vengeance is at the end. Like, after all, is lost. The last 10 minutes of the movie are like I'm going to kill everyone type deal. Damn, I like that.

00;51;32;23 - 00;51;53;08
Unknown
We completely changed the entire concept. But that's what writing is, is you come up with something and you're like, Alice, throw that away. What if Caliente dies and Taun dies halfway through the movie and that's the low point. And then Baroque brings back Torn and Dave Battista and Gwendoline, Christie together. Fucking kill the person who caused all this.

00;51;53;08 - 00;52;14;18
Unknown
They kill them at the end. I just like. I just like the idea that, like, in the end, someone has to die you know what I mean? Like, there has to be a stakes, or it's like. And that's what makes it so difficult because, like, they're supposed to love each other, you know? Yeah. You want it to end with them stabbing Kyle in the heart and die or Kyle stabbing art.

00;52;14;23 - 00;52;36;14
Unknown
Well, you want it to end with them either in straight up dying like, or them stabbing both of them. But just one of them just. Yeah, I want someone to choose, and I feel like, damn, that's I feel like what happens is, like, Cal hesitates Pittard does it, but then regrets it or something like that. So you want the end of the story to be cal stabbing torn in the heart.

00;52;36;14 - 00;52;56;26
Unknown
And that's just how it ends. Pitch black the end. It's more like when they finally settle the score. I guess like Torin is conflicted. Cal probably isn't conflicted. Cal knows what has to be done. God, this is fucking complicated. It's a complicated web because like us, I think we both have very different ideas of what it could be.

00;52;56;26 - 00;53;13;06
Unknown
It's changed so many times too. Yes. What is the most compelling idea out of all of these, like, ties that we have? I kind of do like the idea of, like, I'm just stabbing him in the back. I don't want it to be like a cowardice kind of step. I want it to be, like, in the face, like, staring you in the eye.

00;53;13;06 - 00;53;31;12
Unknown
And that's how it ends. You want it to end with, like, the entire story end with them dying and that's it. Like a grim ending where the fucking someone's dying in someone's arm. OK, do we want it to be so that's the real question. Do we have Cal dying in Dawn's arms where guts had to murder their love?

00;53;31;19 - 00;53;52;11
Unknown
You know, our big chunky hero fucking murders the love of their life because they have to Wolverine style fucking the worst X-Men movie. Just holding them in their arms. And that's how it ends. Or do we want it to be the opposite and fucking the villain kills the hero at the end and holds them as they die. And that's how it fucking ends.

00;53;52;24 - 00;54;14;15
Unknown
Because I think that's way cooler. Well, so what happens is Target gets used from being great or from being resurrected. Yes. And then I hate seeing that. I hate seeing the hero get loose. I know, but hero like, sacrifice to make it fit. I mean, it does. Yeah, but it's just you don't want it. I don't know. How would you want this?

00;54;14;16 - 00;54;31;05
Unknown
I just. I don't know. How would you want Pittsburgh to end? Because they never ended it. God gets his revenge. God gets his revenge. And then why live happily ever after? Well, it's like guys doing it, you know, like the whole journey that you went to get to that moment, you know, like, what if you like, I don't know.

00;54;31;16 - 00;54;52;15
Unknown
What if it's, like, Torn commits to the purpose, kills kale, and then turn can finally rest in peace because turns already dead. Yeah. That means we can't have them be sympathetic. Then we can't have the villain be sympathetic if the end is them being murdered, or at least like make Torin, like, hesitate, you know? And then they get to towns, like, pretty much like you used you.

00;54;52;25 - 00;55;14;11
Unknown
I did this. Yeah. Yeah. OK, so the end is they kill everybody together, and then Cal reveals the truth, like, yo, you're a zombie. I made you to kill this guy. And it ends with them being like, I'm in charge now. I rule this is my kingdom. I will rule over my new empire and I can style. And then they fucking stab our hero in the heart.

00;55;14;11 - 00;55;34;04
Unknown
I feel like I don't know, they don't want to kill the love of their life. That's the problem. Why would anyone kill the love of their life? Yeah, I could see why they would kill our hero. But I don't know why are here would kill them. Like what? What is the villain going to do when they win? Well, what if, from Pan's point of view, it's like the person that they fell in love with isn't standing before them?

00;55;34;13 - 00;55;51;23
Unknown
Yeah. Or it's like you thought this one. This person was one way, and it's like, no. What if they're both on truth? What if they're both zombies? How do they both end up being zombies again? Like, what if this is, like, vengeance? They both died at the beginning of the movie, and now their entire goal is to just kill whoever did it.

00;55;51;23 - 00;56;12;27
Unknown
We just watch them murder fairies. And, like, as they're stepping across this beautiful forest, it's getting more and more necrotic and fucked up. Like their existence is corrupting the forest and like, they're fucking killing unicorns and turning them into fucking monsters and riding black unicorns into doing up the villain fairy village things get. Yeah. And, like, yeah, I'm going to go curse.

00;56;13;10 - 00;56;41;03
Unknown
Yes. And that's because of, like, killing the Guardians, basically, and not because of, like, there being some like. Yeah, basically Cal's on a quest for vengeance, and they are using our hero to do that. And slowly, as the story progresses, more and more of their soul is chipped away as they're killing more and more innocent creatures like we see fucking Elliott Page stab a unicorn in the throat halfway through the movie, and you're like, that was fuck.

00;56;41;07 - 00;57;00;03
Unknown
I don't know how I feel about that. And by the end of the movie, they're like, the most evil person ever. Like, it's like, fucking Revenge of the Sith in this shit. It's like they're within, like, imagine if Anakin and PADMÉ were together the whole movie, and they were just killing people the whole time until they had to stab Anakin in the chest.

00;57;00;11 - 00;57;17;26
Unknown
You know that I can actually almost happens in the concept Art for Revenge of the Sith. PADMÉ takes matters into her own hands and takes the dagger and the like. But she can't bring she can't bring herself to fucking attack. And that that's what Obi-Wan is on the ship, and he's like, You turned her against me. Yeah. Wow.

00;57;17;26 - 00;57;36;25
Unknown
So she really, really did turn her against her. And the original. Yeah, yeah. That explains why it comes out of nowhere later. OK, how long have we been discussing? I'm getting very tired. About an hour and 10 minutes. We got to finish this, OK? Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. Our choice of minutes. Yeah, we got to finish it, so we have to figure this out.

00;57;37;00 - 00;57;53;26
Unknown
We got we still got a bunch of questions, so, OK, we got to figure out the basic idea here before we before we finish up the whole thing really quick. Well, lightning round the ending, but we need to figure out what actually is going to happen here. So we have our whole cast. We have the safe haven. It's their camp.

00;57;54;05 - 00;58;14;23
Unknown
They get killed and then they both get up and they're on their quest for vengeance. This is the story we have right now that we're kind of figuring out to people who are in love. They both die and they come back to life out of vengeance. And their goal is to kill the people who killed them. So they're trying to get maybe it's like a mystery or it's like get to the bottom of things.

00;58;14;23 - 00;58;31;22
Unknown
And when they when they die and they wake up as ravenous maybe at first or in the afterlife, and then it's like, no, we're still here. We're going to get to the bottom of this. Maybe we need to go to this place and figure out who can help us. Yeah, they're trying or something. Like then they travel through and then they see all these nature spirits that are attacking them because they're unnatural.

00;58;31;22 - 00;58;47;20
Unknown
And then they're killing them. And then the twist at the end can be, Oh, I have to kill my love because we're both monsters, because we killed so many people along the way. That's fine. So if that's the case, then what if Cal and Taun, we introduce them, we introduce the fact that they're working for not for an idea.

00;58;47;26 - 00;59;07;22
Unknown
She's talking with this Elf King guy and everybody gets killed. Whatever it is, they revenant. Ravenous, right? The whole point of a revenant, it's the person who died and they come back to kill you out of vengeance. Right? So maybe when Kal dies, they say some magic words and like, we set up a MacGuffin, like, are these the love necklaces or whatever?

00;59;07;22 - 00;59;25;03
Unknown
Like they have, they're each wearing a half of a heart necklace or some shit like some an item that they're both holding. Like they both have a thing that's the movie's beginning is like neck like or like wedding rings, like, I'm going to marry you. So they give him this thing. What if that's like the movie poster where it's like two halves of the amulet or whatever?

00;59;25;03 - 00;59;43;05
Unknown
Yeah, two. Two halves of a heart necklace that are in a cross like that, right? That's the poster. Is like a heart with a crack in the middle, and it's their neck. I want it to be like, not a heart. I don't want to be obvious. I want to be, like, an intricate, like, very, like, dark fantasy. That's what it's like a yin yang, but, like, fairy style.

00;59;43;12 - 01;00;00;05
Unknown
Yes. OK, cool. So the two of them are in love at the beginning, their entire camp gets destroyed. Their safe haven and then they're on their quest to kill Dave Battista, who did it. And as they go to devotees, the only way to kill him is to kill more and more of these creatures to get closer to him.

01;00;00;11 - 01;00;19;19
Unknown
And they're just killing these nature creatures over and over again until they get him out of, like, his hiding place, and then they kill him and they fucking murdered the shit out of Dave Batista. And then what? They both die. That's it. Their village gets destroyed, they kill the fairy king, and then they have to decide what to do.

01;00;19;19 - 01;00;38;16
Unknown
Then do they lay to rest or they keep going, and Carl keeps going like they want more. Yeah, something more they want like that. After they kill Dave Batista, clearly Carl needs to become the villain, and then our hero needs to stop Carl. So what? What could they do to be the villain? Like, who else did they kill?

01;00;38;16 - 01;00;55;17
Unknown
You know what I mean? Like, what else do they what's the sin they commit at the end? What's their Anakin Skywalker moment? You know? Yeah, I don't know. That's the problem here. This is the part in the writing process where it gets hard for a minute. You got to figure out the key to solving the problem. Maybe if we go through the plot, we can figure it out, but, like, all right, wait.

01;00;55;17 - 01;01;14;23
Unknown
So where do they start in a camp? How do they leave that camp? David Batiste shows up with an army of fan, kills them. Where do they go? Their mission is to find Dave Batista and kill him. Right? They killed Dave Batiste. That's how they lose what happens after they killed David Batiste? How do they lose? That's the ultimate question in a movie.

01;01;14;29 - 01;01;32;10
Unknown
What what happens after that? Because where they end up is them killing each other, right? So how do we get from this guy killed us. We need to kill him. They killed him. How do we get from them killing him to them killing each other? That's what we need to figure out. That's our problem right now. Yeah. Once we figure that out, the movie is done.

01;01;32;17 - 01;01;55;18
Unknown
So why did they need to kill it? Yeah, why? Why does Cal like why does Cal need to die? It? You said your idea was they're corrupting the world around them, right? Yes. Like, literally just like change the world for the worst. OK, so we're not going to have cal betray them. Then that's gonna die because we could have cal betray them and then reveal, like, oh, no, it was me all along.

01;01;55;18 - 01;02;16;24
Unknown
I killed all of us. I'm the one who did this. You're an idiot. Like the reveal. Like like. Imagine seeing Gwendoline Christine get stabbed by eliot paige and fall off a cliff into a pit. And then all that matters is climbing up the mountain and stabbing them in the throat. Like that's what if Torin is, like, the moral compass, you know?

01;02;16;27 - 01;02;36;23
Unknown
OK, and then Carlos feels like that he doesn't need Tyron anymore. OK, so maybe they're about to kill the king, and there's more like he has kids yes. That would be, like, always the innocence of children. They go to his village, right? And they're going to kill the guy who did this to them. They're going to take him out.

01;02;36;23 - 01;02;55;03
Unknown
And right when they're about to kill him, his kids run out and Carl wants to kill them. And what if they do? If Torn is the moral compass, right? That's the that's the all is lost moment, right? Is when they realized that Carl was the bad guy all along. Is that what we're going to do then? Carl is the bad guy all along.

01;02;55;08 - 01;03;18;10
Unknown
Yes. So each event in the movie should be Carl getting closer to the dark side, basically. Yes. We see the forest of the fairies or whatever, right? We see unicorns and fairies flying around. Everything's great. Happy fairy time. We see fucking Dave Batista, king of the fairies. We see Nye ahead of the mercenaries. They're all hanging out. And then it cuts to sleeping.

01;03;18;10 - 01;03;44;19
Unknown
Brian, you know, Torin wakes up, breaks their alarm, goes outside, does their rounds or whatever, and then we find out that they're in love with Carl and Carl's, and them aren't supposed to be together. They're Carl's bodyguard. And now was like, This is my son. Watch my son's back. Kind of deal. And then they're watching their back. And then the whole village gets attacked by that guy, by Dave Batista themselves.

01;03;44;19 - 01;04;09;24
Unknown
Show up, and they kill everybody. And everybody dies. Then cut to, like, ominous chanting, like the beginning of fucking doom, where it's like the fucking doom armor and shit, like, like rituals are happening. And then they fucking both come back, right? They've been resurrected. Their goal now is to kill the person who did this. So together, they need to get Dave Batista and kill him.

01;04;09;29 - 01;04;30;02
Unknown
Right? So maybe David, he is, like, in, like, in some fairy dimension. Like, he's in the wild. He's in a fairy dimension. Like, the only way to bring him back here is to, like, kill all these guardians. And if we kill all these guardians, he'll show up kind of deal. So, like, each time they got a fight, a big monster, if they fight the big monster, then if they kill all the big monsters and deputies don't show up.

01;04;30;02 - 01;04;45;27
Unknown
Or maybe it's like a spell they got to cast to get David's stuff to show up, you know what I mean? Like, their village is hidden, and the only way to get there is to kill all these creatures. So, like, they got to kill like a fairy dragon. They got to kill. Like, they got to collect all these magic things.

01;04;46;01 - 01;05;02;07
Unknown
And if they get all these things, they can go kill Dave Batista. That's the goal. And then they get all the things, and each time they get a thing, Cal is getting more and more evil. So, like, at first, it's whatever. But then he ends up with, like, like everyone. It's subtle. The he is subtly be much more useful, I think.

01;05;02;07 - 01;05;19;25
Unknown
Yeah, it's more and more subtle. It's subtle at first, and they're just like killing things and it's whatever. It's like, oh, the giant deer, the giant dragon thing, getting the items. And then they like kill a unicorn. And you're like, oh, that's kind of weird. But they kill the unicorn. And there's like a moment of Cal, like, enjoying it.

01;05;20;00 - 01;05;50;03
Unknown
And you're like, Ooh, what the fuck? And then they cast the spell. They go to the village where Dave Batiste is, and they're burning down the Elf Village, and they get to his house. Is the village on fire like smoke and flames behind them as they walk in and they get, like, cool, epic, like, fucking badass music. They break down Dave Brodie's door and he's standing there holding his kids it's like guarding his children, and cow fucking is going to kill him and his kids.

01;05;50;10 - 01;06;09;16
Unknown
And our hero has to stop them. Does that work? We do like an antique and Skywalker would, like, ignite light saber next saying like, that would be nice. I like the idea that maybe, like, Tarrant, like, convinces Cal and Tom and leaves the room, like, ready to move on and then tells like, no. Yeah, they saw that as their friend's back and the fucking tent blows up or some shit.

01;06;09;20 - 01;06;29;17
Unknown
I like it more that it's like heavily implied that like, Cal just waited until the target was gone. So that Cal could take care of business. OK, that's more like, don't do this, OK? I won't do this. I'm right behind you. And that does it, ok? And then they turn around and they see dead kid. Yes. And David's used to crying, holding his dad.

01;06;29;17 - 01;06;51;18
Unknown
Kill them. Then what? Do we fucking have them confront each other? Do we? I just. I'm saying, like, this last act of the movie, do we want it to be extended? We're, like, torn has to fight their way to Cal and kill them. Or do we want them to just end it right there? I'm like, I kind of like the idea of Cal, like, ripping off their necklace and torn, like, fucking dying.

01;06;51;27 - 01;07;17;02
Unknown
Like, without the necklace they throw away. Like, Kyle walks up to them, it rips off their heart necklace. And then Dan's right was there on that. Kept each other as their bond that kept each other alive. And then Tyron fucking dies, like, rots in front of them, falls away and dies. I mean, we see, like, it's complete darkness, and the movie could end there, but instead, the guardians, they killed wake up, turn, and they're like, we need you to stop this.

01;07;17;08 - 01;07;35;07
Unknown
This end that he's committed are too far. You need to stop them. And then they bring Tyron back as, like, a hero, I guess, like a free spirit to fucking go and kill, kill Cal. And we get a cool action scene of them killing a bunch of people along the way, and then they make it to Cal and they have to fucking stab Cal in the chest Game of Thrones style.

01;07;35;13 - 01;08;00;24
Unknown
And that's how we end up with them stabbing Cal, holding the heart necklace in their hand as Cal dies and then Karl's like, I went too far, and then they both die. Yes. OK, so recontextualizing the whole story so that it matches all that. OK, Torn, our hero is played by Gwendolyn Christy. They are a badass warrior who don't take no shit their guts from Bizarre.

01;08;00;25 - 01;08;21;07
Unknown
They're a mercenary, a bodyguard, or they protect a person named Corliss Elliot Page, who is also kind of a bad ass. And they're all mercenaries, and they live in this caravan together, and they travel the world slaying monsters and doing good and evil and whatever. Whatever they do to get paid, they're hanging out. And then suddenly the entire village is attacked in the middle of the night by people like these fairy people.

01;08;21;07 - 01;08;40;02
Unknown
Fay, the entire village burned to the ground. They all die. The two of them have these these necklaces that link together, that show that they'll always be together. And they're both holding those necklaces, and they lock them together, and then they both die. Then one year goes by or a hundred years go by or whatever, and they come back, and then they're like, I need your help.

01;08;40;02 - 01;08;56;15
Unknown
We need to go kill all these magic guardians. Get these items. If we get these things, we can go and kill the guy who did this. So they go to these ancient places. They kill all these creatures. That's the fun and games of the story is them like, Oh, they got to kill a giant deer, they got to kill a fucking dragon, they got to kill a fucking unicorn.

01;08;56;24 - 01;09;15;10
Unknown
Now they got the shit to go kill the guy, right? They cast a spell, they go through a portal. They're in his village. They burn the village to the ground. They're going to kill him and his kids. And then they're like, Don't do this. And they say, I won't and then they do it anyway. Yeah. And turn runs in is like, don't try and stop them.

01;09;15;10 - 01;09;32;04
Unknown
And they just rip off the necklace, off the twins neck, and then Torn dies and rots away and and then there's a brief darkness where you think the movie's over. And then a light appears and you hear like the people that the creatures that they killed together are talking to them. And they're like, we're going to bring you back if you kill them.

01;09;32;10 - 01;09;51;12
Unknown
And then they come back and they kill the love of their life, and then they both die in each other's arms. The end. Is that work? Yeah, I think so. Are you satisfied with that story that we came up with? Yeah, it would be both a good campaign, a good video game and a good movie. And I know I thought I thought like at the Indy campaign stemming from this, to be honest.

01;09;51;16 - 01;10;11;02
Unknown
Yeah, it would be a pretty cool video game. I would love to play a got a war themed game of like you like resurrected killing fucking fairy creatures. Like, fucking like Colossus. Like Colossus, you know? Yeah, of course. Yeah. Shadow of the Colossus. But the person you're bringing back is with you the whole time. At the end, you have to kill them.

01;10;11;10 - 01;10;29;19
Unknown
That's basically what we came up with. I think it's cool. It's a cool story. Torn and callus. They love each other, but it turns out Carlos doesn't really love Torn. They're just using them, you know? And then Torn has to fucking kill the shit out of them. And then the story ends. Torn is basically like a silent protagonist.

01;10;29;19 - 01;10;45;06
Unknown
They talk, but they're basically like a filler for the audience. They're doing all these things, like they're doing the action and killing shit. But really, the story is about Carl, like, bringing back the love of their life so that they can kill a man and eventually going too far by the end like that. I just love this scene.

01;10;45;06 - 01;11;10;04
Unknown
Halfway through the movie of fucking Elliott Page, slitting a unicorn's throat that would. We don't like the idea of that of, like, a unicorn, like, like fucking Gwendoline. Christine throws a spear at a unicorn. Like the unicorn is laying on the ground dying, and they have to, like, put it out of its misery and then cow runs up and fucking slits its throat and, like, puts the and the blood in it like a cop.

01;11;10;04 - 01;11;30;10
Unknown
And they're like, it's part of the spell. Just imagine a shot of Elliot Page's face holding a cup under a unicorn's neck. Like blood's going in. And behind them is Gwendolyn, Christine. And you just see Elliott Page smile a little bit, and Gwendolyn looks sad and doesn't see the smile and that's how, you know, like, oh, no, they're the bad guy.

01;11;30;19 - 01;11;47;03
Unknown
And then they kill the kid, and they're like, Oh, shit, you are the bad guy. And not even that. But you don't even love them. You're just using them, right? Because they literally rip the symbol of their love away and they rot away and die. This is the story of a toxic relationship. Yes. OK, all right. I think we could stop there.

01;11;47;04 - 01;12;02;27
Unknown
Yeah. Because I get very I hope I hope you had fun. I don't want to know. I had a lot of fun. Thanks for having me. You're the best. And so are you. OK, you've sat on valid like 15 times. I got to say, I like it. I like your you're valid line. You say it a lot. It's a new thing with you.

01;12;03;02 - 01;12;30;20
Unknown
I love it, man. It's good. It makes you feel good. So, yeah, you're valid too, man. You're a true writer because you did write a movie with me today. Yes. I kind of like how it goes. Yeah, it's a great idea for a show, isn't it? But yeah, that's. That's that. So, yeah, we came up with the story, the story of a strong woman and their nonbinary love killing the shit out of fairies and unicorns until eventually they kill children, in which case they kill each other.

01;12;30;26 - 01;12;35;28
Unknown
That's some real representation. True love. Pretty fucking fun. Yeah. Asked me.